November 2
nd is next Tuesday, and the Ryans are having an election party.
The only rule is:
YOU MUST VOTE.
You can prove this with a stylish "I voted" sticker, or can be approved by 2/3rds majority of Ryans. (For those that don't know I live with
2 other guys named Ryan)
Now, let me indulge my ordered list fetish:
- Who's invited?
Most of the people I know are bleeding-heart-pussy-socialists, but lying-heartless-asshole-fascists are welcome, too.
If I know you, or someone I know knows you know me, then you're invited.
If not, you can still show up, but that'd be a little awkward, and I'd do my best to make you feel uncomfortable. Aww, I'm just playin' girl,
you can come too.
- Where is it?
The house of Ryans:
3506 NW 12th ave
Gainesville FL, 32606
(MapQuest)
- What time?
Election coverage on most channels starts at 8pm, so how's about then or later. The beginning coverage is likely to be boring, so
we'll probably end up doing something else to begin with.
- Where do I park?
<Skywalker>Anywhere!</Skywalker>
Along the streets is fine. Just don't block anyone in.
- I'm a bit of an alcoholic...
Then welcome home, friend. We'll have plenty to drink, including some non-alcoholic stuff for those of you
trying to go to work the next day. We also have clean water, which is a marvel of modern engineering.
- Should I eat dinner?
This one is a bit dicey, so unless you're wanting to get really, really drunk I'd say yeah. I'll probably pick
up some snacky stuff, and if history is any guide, gigantor-sized pokey stix will be ordered at least once.
Don't expect the kind of smörgasbord my Mom put out for my graduation party.
I think that about covers it. If I left anything out, oh well.